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By Josh Lancman ‘24
With the juniors halfway through the self-defined most difficult year of our lives, many wonder: how is the class of 2024 so devoid of anxiety?
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By Austin Colm ‘25
As the world tries to heavily reduce its environmental footprint, Exxon has drawn up some clever ways to reduce its emissions. By Rachel Max ‘24
All responses by ChatGPT were written by the AI, and all responses by Human were written by a human student. By Rebecca Altmann ‘24
While trying to steal one of Mr. Anderson’s ties, junior Jesse Berkowitz discovered a remarkable secret. A document left on Anderson’s desk revealed that he and Mr. Kurzweil planned to break into NASA headquarters and complete a secret mission: kidnap GOA students and bring them to Planet Zortoc. By Solomon Langer ‘25
Students are forced to suffer through a regrettable change to the school-wide Friday tefillah. Language Arts teacher Mr. Langer has been trying to fill the shoes of the great Judaics teacher Mr. Richman, yet has brought nothing but awkwardness and discomfort to our Friday mornings. By Oren Goldman ‘25
Living in the age of climate collapse can be stressful. With wildfires, hurricanes and what often feels like all around chaos, we all need a break from protecting modern civilization and some time to focus on ourselves. As Rabbi Hillel famously said, “If I am not for myself, who will be for me?” For that reason, here are 10 stay-positive and carbon-positive ways to increase your carbon footprint. By Daniel Altzman ‘24
Shortly after the publication of journalist Pamela Paul’s controversial New York Times article, “In Defense of J.K. Rowling” that defended “Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling for past transphobic statements. This controversy caused a great deal of controversy and division in the “Harry Potter” fan community, many members of which now do not intend to financially support the franchise’s author. Now, the New York Times is attempting to regain support from the trans community aftering publishing the offensive article. By Maya Taylor-Prince ‘24
M&Ms manufacturer Mars Inc. decided to bring back the purple-dyed M&M – which in 1995 lost a popular vote to Blue – yet the controversy that followed was evident and surprising to the company. By Mimi Lebeau ‘24
Recently Golda Och Academy’s varsity softball team moved its diamond onto the tennis courts following a prolonged conflict with the girls varsity soccer team over the shared field. |
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