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By Rafael Turetsky ‘23
In 2019, a local snake named Kevin Durant decided it was time to slither away from the Golden State Zoo to a new one, The Brooklyn Zoo. Looking back years later, fans are debating if it was the right move for a serpent like Durant?
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By Chava Herniter ‘23
A series of scandals has emerged from the hallowed grounds of Golda Och Academy. The school has been cursed with a corrupt staff member and no department is safe. By Boaz Fox ‘23
To the teachers of Golda Och Academy, You have been teaching for years, some of you even for decades. You have been to college and received advanced degrees in your fields of expertise, and show up everyday with an unparalleled enthusiasm for the noble cause of taking loud, immature children and turning them into intelligent, fully-formed adults, ready to live independently, vote for the politicians running the country and contribute to our great nation’s ever-expanding economy. But you have a fundamental issue plaguing your curricula, your lessons and your life. By Daniel Altzman ‘24
Many pundits and so-called news anchors have been sharing opinions on Russia’s decision to invade Ukraine. Fox anchor Tucker Carlson has shared a unique opinion that may be closest to the truth. By Jack Simon ‘22
Disneyland in Anaheim, CA is facing an existential crisis. Hundreds of Star Wars Stormtroopers are silently boycotting recent COVID-19-related safety restrictions by refusing to wear their masks under their helmets. By Sam Zaslow-Braverman ‘23
COVID, college and classes, oh my! The GOA class of 2023 certainly has their work cut out for them. With the second semester well underway, our juniors have been finding unique and creative methods of reducing natural stress. |
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